What Is Going On With Girls???
If you PAMPER her, she says you're too POSSESSIVE;
If you don't, she says you're not LOVING ;
If you DRESS nicely, she says you're trying to look MACHO BUT YOU DON'T;
If you don't, she says you're like 'AH BENG' SO SLOPPY;
If you ARGUE with her, she'll CRY;
If you kept quite, she'll SCREAM;
If you PROTECT her, she says you're CONTROLLING;
If you don't,she says you're not CARING;
If you CALL her often, she says you're very ANNOYING;
If you don't, she'll COMPLAIN;
If you make JOKES, she says it's LAME;
If you don't, she says you have no sense of HUMOUR;
If she's late, it was MEANT to be that way;
If you're late,JERK, you gotta PAY!!;
If she SCOLDS you, she did it for your GOOD;
If you SCOLD her, you're being RUDE;
If she HITS you, it's OK (well,guys u should know it's part of your job to get hit);
If you HIT her, DUN even think about it!!!;
If she CRIES, she's SOFT and fragile,
If you cry, you're LIMPY and pussy;
If you PAY, it's your JOB;
If she PAYS, there's NO such thing;
If you DUMP her,it's your problem (blame it on u not being loyal);
If she DUMPS you, it's also becos of you;
If you TALK to girls, you're flirting them;
If she TALK to guys, it's socialize;
WHO REALLY KNOWS A GIRL???
*PS: ABOVE WAS AGAIN, NOT TOTALLY MY OPINION...ALTHOUGH I DO AGREE SOME!!!KAKAKA^^
Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:09 pm